Self Service

Today in 1994 US Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders is forced to resign after making comments in support of masturbation, another Dark Day in American history.

And today I went on a date, which I am going to stop doing because it seriously interferes with my masturbation schedule.

The Snicker Bar offers this user-friendly throw pillow — "For those who have earned it... Place it proudly! Great icebreaker for your dorm or bedroom!" — among the goods in their CafePress.com shop. Peruse the entire collection of "spanking new wares on an old theme" — shirts for men, women and dogs (my own personal favorite), bags and a bumper sticker — all visual puns on martial arts ranking belts. Let everyone know just how good you are with your own equipment and therefore how great you would be with theirs. ;)


Here is an example of the design on apparel. "Best visual impact when worn under an open jacket, shirt, sweater, et cetera. Quite the provocative nightshirt, too!" You get the general idea. If the text is not legible here click on the shirt and then on "View Larger" and "Zoom In On Image" and you will see things in full swing, so to speak.

Enjoy yourself!

[To purchase items click on the photographs or colored text links.]