...after the beep...

I'M NOT HERE
RIGHT NOW!
Leave a message and
I'll get back to you.

It's National Inane Answering Machine Message Day, a necessary holiday if ever there was one. Whoever invented it deserves a Pulitzer Prize, notification of which should not involve leaving a message on said electronic device.

To observe today's momentous occasion we feature this I'm Not Here, Leave Message T-shirt. More of these items for men and women can be plucked from the respective men's and women's Attitude (PG-13) sections within the abundantly arrayed CafePress.com Personali-Tees shop which contains some adult-only items.

[To purchase items click on the photograph or colored text links.]